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There's a world of content out there! This is the half-way house for those outlying creative impulses which most people (for good reason) let pass them by.

But, you know I think it kinda works!
An Unremarkable Book?

An Unremarkable Book?

I’ve recently mentioned that I’m working on something, that I hope to show everyone shortly. When I have a little part of that here now (well, not little – to be honest I think it’s pretty awesome), but that this: It’s a book cover – without wishing to state the [...]

13/06/2013 0 comments Read More
I’m Back to Darken Your Doorstep Once Again

I’m Back to Darken Your Doorstep Once Again

The production of words isn’t exactly anything to be overly excited about. We all align our thoughts into words, speak them and in due course, they get written down. For me, one of the largest hurdles to overcome on the internet is the fact that there are myriad places to [...]

25/05/2013 0 comments Read More
Quantifiable

Quantifiable

Working in digital marketing there is a lot of hyperbole bounded about – self-aggrandising statements and boastful claims; some worth their merit, others not. This wasn’t the inspiration for this poem though… I won’t say where it came from for fear of loosing any kind of credibility with it. Again, [...]

14/03/2013 330 comments Read More
Memorable Clichés

Memorable Clichés

Some Sunday morning musings on clichés – but rather than writing some self-indulgent quasi-essay thing, I’ve written a poem instead. And for those who don’t have images enabled, or would like to savour the words without the spiffing picture, here is the text: Home is where the heart is but [...]

10/03/2013 201 comments Read More
Findus “Beef” Lasagne Jockey

Findus “Beef” Lasagne Jockey

So you might find this a little childish, but rather than get all worked up that horse meat has been finding its way into Findus “Beef” Lasagnes, my brain went elsewhere. 5-10 minutes worth of photoshop later: I posted it to G+, Facebook and Twitter (gotta practice what you preach, [...]

09/02/2013 0 comments Read More